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  • Let's face it... other vehicles are moving to plug up the left lane when they're not whizzing by slower cars... it's a frustrating given, unfortunately, that you'll obtain stuck behind 1 occasionally. But take heart, everyone... u can follow the example of this maniacal jackass & tailgate the auto directly in front of you, the 1 that's lined up behind the auto that absolutely is plugging up the left lane. That'll really obtain things moving. It's widely understood that pursuing the auto immediately in front of u so close that ur car's grill & headlights fail to show up in that car's rear-view mirror will either push them to follow the auto immediately in front of them just as closely, as a result of there's no way that can be perceived as risky & dangerous driving. Following a auto that's behind alternative auto anywhere from 'way as well close' to 'close enough to check for miniscule paint flaws on the back bumper' will somehow make that 1st auto in line move faster & shave a whopping 3.6 seconds off that trip down South Parkway. It's a proven scientific fact that the msg will travel telepathically from the individual you're gently encouraging to speed up to the motorist in front of them, & so on until everyone's moving right along at the speed u choose either all realizes their inferiority & moves out of ur way. It's not really self-importance if where you're moving at that exact moment really is more important than all place anybody else has had to go, ever. Of course, if you're moving to do it, if you're moving to show that auto immediately in front of u the error of their ways, u really have to commit. With great power, comes great responsibility. Follow even closer if the auto that requires to be tailgated slows down, whether as a message, as a result of of a way hazard, as a result of of a slowdown in traffic flow... or, many likely, for no reason whatsoever except for their abject idiocy. If that auto jumps on the brakes briefly in a futile attempt to send a msg back to you, close in even tighter & flash ur headlights to indicate they demand to go faster, as a result of they're as well dumb & self-absorbed to know that they're in ur way. And don't worry if they can barely even see ur headlights as a result of you're that close to them... somehow the msg will obtain through their thick skulls & they will fall down on their knees, kiss ur feet & humbly apologize for having wasted ur obscenely valuable time. One more tip... if ur headlight flash prompts a middle finger... make certain to deliver at least two of ur own in retaliation (one immediately upon the other driver's bird, & alternative when u finally obtain to blow previous them tnx to u own peerless intrepidity), as a result of you've done nothing inaccurate & all attempt for few someone to indicate otherwise is merely a desperate attempt by that individual attempting to cover for their lack of en voyage ability. (By the way... the above is sarcasm. I'm certain u could figure that out... unless you're the psycho douchebag wielding the auto with this plate, that is. In which case, if u are this particular Most Important Person On The Face Of The Earth, tnx for advancing away beyond the usual class of not good motorist in Huntsville, & kindly go off & have sex with yourself.) Side note... Platewire really requires a graphic representation of Alabama's new 'God Bless America' tag. That's what type of tag this moronic douchebag had, & that's what a lot of the not good operators I come across around here have as well.

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    • Last Seen Location: Huntsville, Alabama, US
    Anonymous December 08, 2010
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